I hate Bono: Joke Edition.

So I was cavorting with some fellow lovers of Leader of the Free World Bono™ on the DigitalSpy forums when I came across a few Bono themed gags that I felt I had to share.

‘Ryan_Gray’ gave us:

Q: What’s the difference between Bono and God?

A: God doesnt walk down the street thinking he’s Bono

And ‘Reaperville’ quickly shot back with:

Q: How many members of U2 does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: Just one. Bono holds it and the world revolves around him.

Both of which gave me a chuckle.