Bono: a dictionary definition.

Anyone like the old Urban Dictionary?

For the uninformed, “Urban Dictionary is a slang dictionary with your definitions”. Mmmm, public submissions! The bread and butter of the intertubes!

Anyway, (as you may have guessed) there are some user definitions of “Bono” in there. I really couldn’t go past that first definition that popped up. That one up there. And I can appreciate that they put the usage in too.

How about these pearlers?

Wannabe American, Irish narcissist, who reckons he has a God given right to preach at politicians about what’s wrong with the world while hoarding his own obscene wealth where taxes can’t touch him. Still peddles his bland, pompous, corporate music around the world, charging $100 a ticket so people can watch him disappear further up his own arse.

Bono is a smug, self-righteous, wanker.

Or maybe this?

Irish slang for cunt.

It stank like a rank bono.

Anyone got their own definition?