This made me laugh. Repeatedly.

A previously unheard of (to me, anyway) website called Encyclopedia Dramatica (a name I like) has an entry on U2.
Here’s some highlights:

If you want to listen to U2 music, follow these steps:

* Sit firmly on a chair.
* Buy a $300 t-shirt.
* Wear the t-shirt.
* Punch yourself in the dick.
* The sounds of your moaning will resemble that of U2.

Congratulations, you’ve just heard U2 without buying a CD or wasting your bandwidth.

and:

An incredibly moronic band hailing from the barren tundra of Ireland and discovered by Steve Jobs, U2 have established themselves as one of the most self-indulgent, uncreative and worst bands ever. Lead by giant asshole and douchebag Sonny Bono, pronounced Bone-oh… and guitarist “The Stick”, they create a unique brand of shitty lyrics about love and poor production. They have the inhuman ability to play the same song for over twenty years and as a result have burnt out approximately a quarter million delay pedals.

At one point, U2 was using their special-edition U2 iPod to replace the other two musicians. Bono was recently a top contender for the position of Pope, but lost the Eurovision Song Contest to the German contestant, who was apparently the Emperor from Battlestar Galactica or some shit.

It all has the distinct flavor of a slightly psychotic homebrew wiki, but they get points for enthusiasm.