We’ve all been given some sweet (but temporary) relief from a new U2 album seeing as it’s been delayed until next year.
Bono couldn’t wait to give you a preview of his insane wanktitude at U2.com though.
“This is our chance for us to defy gravity once again,” explains Bono, calling in from a break in recording sessions in the south of France. “We have what it takes, we have the songs, new rhythms and a guitar player who is not ready to re-enter earth’s atmosphere until he’s taken a slice of the moon!”
For the love of God. Is he done yet? No?
Shit.
“We’ve hit a rich songwriting vein,” he explains. “It gets a bit dark down here but looks like we’ve found diamonds not coal.”
Can someone make him stop it? Please?
He also mentions that the recording in Morocco was the first time the band have worked in a studio open to the sky: “On that track you can hear the sound of a swallows nest close to the building - it’s beautiful.”
I’m gonna go gas myself in the garage.
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OMG. I love this site. More than that, I’m truly grateful for this site. I’m laughing to the point of wheezing, despite a very bad toothache. Thank you! I needed that.
LOL! Great site, thankyou!
Hes a fucking retard
He’s a fucking rich retard.
Oh, thank god. I felt like I was going crazy. Other people hate this hypocritical wank stain too!
how on earth can anybody hate bono, you are all just fucking jealious, he has a wonderfull live, he earns in one month more then you will ever earn in a lifetime, he can pretty much get whatever he wants. despite all of this he is the most down to earth person you will ever meet, so how can you say you hate him??? simple answer is jealousy my friend.
Yeah that’s right, we are all jealous we are not cockstroking ego maniacs who indulge in the worst sunglass fashion in the world. Pull your finger out you dick.
P.S is it your personal mission to make some lame ass “I love Bono” quote on every post? I hope so… your kind is very entertaining to us Bono haters.
hahahahahaha visit i still hate bono and his fucking face on facebook XXX
Tim, Tim ,Tim…
*shakes head in pity*
Oh dear, what has the world done to you.
What a Wanker , He’s so common.
This site is gold - who the hell does bono think he is? I hate him. Last year, my brother paid a bit to see U2, and Bono spent more time talking hippie shit than singing. I’d want my money back.
And his glasses are the gayest I’ve ever seen. He probably screws goats.
Tim, get off boner’s boner you sad fuck.
Your shameless browntonguery, however good for laughing at helpless misguided bonerites, is frankly, sickening.
There’s plenty of youtube vid’s praising this prick, so fuck off there and get back to wanking over your god.
Jealous of wealth/Critical of this victim of Narcissistic Personality Disorder (NPD)/
Jealous of wealth/Critical of this victim of Narcissistic Personality Disorder (NPD)/Jealous of wealth/Critical of this victim of Narcissistic Personality Disorder (NPD)/
Jealous of wealth/Critical of this victim of Narcissistic Personality Disorder (NPD)/
erm….i’d go for contempt for narcissism, Tissim.
God I love people who hate something but love it at the same time!
i fucking hate bono too, and i am glad this site exists. um…. come to my site at hateonbeyonce.blogspot.com
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