Well, I’ve come home from a drinking session and I think I’ll attempt a drunken post.

What’s that? What’d you say? Of course this isn’t a good idea, but it’s my website so I can post whatever drunken anti-Bono rants I like.

Know why? I own this shit, motherfuckers. I declare myself the Interweb’s premier Bono hater, and I defy anyone to step to that. I’ll be hating that Irish punk bitch until he stops being a soulless corporate sellout (read: when he’s dead). I’m not convinced I’ll stop hating him at that point either, though.

Uh oh.

I’m running out of drunken steam and I’ve totally forgotten my point.

Oh yeah, I hate Bono. That’s what I was getting at. I’d like to punch him in the fucking face and turn those glasses into contacts. Too harsh? You be the judge. Or alternatively, you can hypothesize about what kind of violence you’d like to imagine yourself visiting on BonBon.

*Special note to Bono’s Lawyers: If you’re reading this please note the use of “I’d like to” and “you can hypothesize“. You can’t police my fantasies, you fucks.*

Amy Winehouse seems to think that Bono’s a bit shit, judging by this report on spinner.com:

Winehouse recounted a meeting with the newly knighted singer and labelmate at a recent awards ceremony, where she refused to stand — or allow her father to stand — during an ovation for U2. The firecracker singer mumbled “shut up” throughout Bono’s acceptance speech, and when he later introduced himself, saying it was “lovely to meet you,” all Winehouse could muster was a cool kiss-off of “Thank you for funding my albums. Bye.”

I also liked this quote from the Observer:

‘Shut up! I don’t give a fuck!’

Amy Winehouse responds to U2 frontman Bono’s Q music awards acceptance speech. If that’s not jealousy speaking, it could be the booze. Though she may actually mean it.

She’s a firecracker!

Remember that post about www.stuffireallyhate.com? No?

Seems that in the 2 or so weeks since I posted that, the count’s gone up from 13,226 to 16,599.

Can that many people be wrong? Wait, there’s at least that many Bono fans. Scratch that.

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Why? Just look at that picture, for fuck’s sake.

Also, Blabbermouth.net has this little piece in which Ted Nugent calls Bono’s political views “embarrassing”:

Conservative rocker Ted Nugent recently told Launch Radio Networks that he disagrees with U2 singer Bono about the Irish singer’s campaign for Third World debt relief, as well as his support for total civilian disarmament. Asked what he would say to Bono in a conversation, Nugent replied, “I’m sure I would be civil, but I would bring those subjects up and go, ‘Come on. Come on! What part am I missing here?’ In Rwanda they have total disarmament. In the Sudan they have total disarmament. About 6,000 (people) died yesterday. Come on! It’s unbelievable. It’s the hippie, get high, drop out, as long as I feel good cult. It’s just embarrassing.”

That said, I’m going to ignore the fact that Nugent’s noted for his conservative political views and his vocal pro-hunting support. Just because he’s dissing Bono.

Yes, I’m actually that petty.